Pilot

Pilot is the first ever episode of Family Universe Chapter 1. It was released on the 17th of October.

Synopsis
TBA.

Main Cast
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Recurring Cast
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Minor Characters
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Episode
Wikia Headquarters

CONNOR: Where the fuck are my gucci flip flops

BELA: Here bitch

Bela swings at Connor with gucci flip flops and beats him to death

BELA: Its joke

At the house

MANDY: Oh my god where the fuck is my cousin

MANDY: Lenhi!

MANDY: Lenhi I have chicken wings

LENHI: Hello bitch

MANDY: Paul proposed to me

LENHI: Ew beards

Lenhi walks off

MANDY: Um ok...

MANDY: Oh Crim, Paul proposed to me

CRIM: Shush I’m cutting myself over saw wikia

Crim walks off

MANDY: Mum he finally proposed to me

CLAIRE: I don’t care

MANDY: But mum I’m your daught...

CLAIRE: Bye I’m going to my other child that I love

Claire walks off

MANDY:  Abusive bitch

MANDY: OH MY GOD MICHELLE GUESS WHAT

MICHELLE: Sorry bitch but my hair restoration clinic rung

MANDY: But what can be more important then Paul proposing to me

MICHELLE: Catherine Hobart losing her hair, bye bitch

Michelle slut walks off

MANDY: Ulises, your finally getting a dad

ULISES: But like you had sex with someone and their my dad

MANDY: Yeah but this time it’s someone who will act as a real father

ULISES: I don’t care though I have better things to do, like wank off to gay porn

MANDY: What the fuck

Ulises walks off

MANDY: Oh my god why is everyone ignoring me

MANDY: Oh Reg

REG: Oh hey Mandy

MANDY: Lmao

REG: STOP, YOUR LMAOS ARE SCARY

Reg runs off''

MANDY: I cry why is no-one happy for me

MICHELLE MEYER: Hey Mandy

MANDY: SCREAM HELP

Suddenely a gun shot is heard and Michelle falls to the ground dead

PAUL: Thats what she gets

MANDY: Oh my god so hawt

In the kitchen

TOM: Hm, I think that goes there

CLAIRE: Boo

TOM: Tara Dikov

CLAIRE: Um what the fuck

TOM: Shupermodel

CLAIRE: Can you not

TOM: Squat

Ulises walks in with lube

ULISES: Your so stupid Claire, he’s saying Tara Dikov songs

CLAIRE: She’s a slut, bye

Claire walks out with alcohol

ULISES: Tom lets karaoke Tara

TOM: Um obv

Psycho Club

JESSICA: I’m like totally not scared of heights

SIERRA: Oh my gawd Jessica why are you lying

GABBY: Why am I even here

JESSICA: Shut the fuck Tanedra got a better role than you and shes an independent black women from Inglewood

TANEDRA: IT WAS MY GOOD ACTING SKILLS AND NOT MY COLOUR THAT GOT ME HERE

Tanedra gets sedated and kidnapped

SIERRA: No-one liked that bitch

Criminal enters the room

CRIMINAL: Hello guys

JESSICA: I’m PSYCHO

CRIMINAL: I know

SIERRA: Sorry the tutu on my head fell off

JESSICA: Gurl you cray cray

CRIMINAL: Have you seen Gabby

JESSICA: She was here a minute ago

The horsepower trap

GABBY: HELP HELP, HELP ME , WHY DID I WASTE MY LIFE ON A SHITTY REALITY SHOW TO FUCKING DIE , HELP ME NOW , PLEASE , HELP ME

JIGSAW: Hello Gabby, I would like to play a game

GABBY: Oh for fuck sake

At the house

MADDIE: ...

Lachi enters

MADDIE: ...

LACHI: Um hello

MADDIE: ...

BITCH enters

BITCH: Meow

MADDIE: ...

LACHI: Can I help you

MADDIE: ...

LACHI: Um I’m ringing the police

MADDIE: ...

Reg enters 

REG: What the fuck is going on... Maddie hello, follow me

Reg and Maddie walk off''

LACHI: I’m more confused about this then I was about Donald Trump running for president

Mandy’s Bedroom

Lenhi and Mandy are in tears eating chicken wings

MANDY: Why would she say that though

LENHI: Your friends suck

MANDY: Pass another chicken wing

Criminal enters

CRIMINAL: Get the fuck downstairs now

MANDY: WERE EATING CHICKEN WINGS

LENHI: DON’T INTERRUPT US

Tom runs in

TOM: SOMEONES FUCKING DEAD

MANDY: What