Murder Mystery/Pilot

Pilot is the first episode ever of Murder Mystery. It was written and directed by Tom.

Part One (Sneak Peek)
''Crim opens her eyes. She sees walls. Shitty walls. White walls. Whiter than Hillary Clinton walls. Whiter than a 80's sitcom walls. She wakes up and sees a card saying the words "Innocent". But it magically dissapears after some seconds.''

CRIM: omg I know I shouldn't have drinked that shit on my sister's birthday party

???: Crim you are alive finally u hoey bush

Crim stands up and sees a gay familliar face, and a hot beautiful flawless woman by his side.

CRIM: Tom, what the fuck is happening around here?

TOM: tbh I have no idea, but check this out, it's TARA DIKOV!

CRIM: Cut me

TARA DIKOV: Food's for nerds, no one needs them

CRIM: Why are we on a fucking cinema

TOM: I don't know but I'm gay!

A SHITTY CREEPY VOICE: Come to the cinema if you want Hallows Eve

CRIM: That's our cue bitches

''Crim, Tom and Tara walk into the cinema and sit down with popcorn. Abruptally, a TV is turned on by a Monokuma plushie, and on the TV they see Junko Enoshima.''

JUNKO ENOSHIMA: Ok guys wait a sec, I'm fighting up with this bitch on Reddit for anime shit

Junko types "Seriously, this bitch has her panties in a bunch just because I insulted her waifus? LMAO this bitch is joke".

TARA DIKOV: Ew what is your outfit

JUNKO ENOSHIMA: stfu and let me introduce myself, I am Enoshima Junko, and you might be asking, why the hell are we on a mineshaft? Well, that is because I wanna play a gam---

The TV is turned off by Crim.

CRIM: I ain't dealing with this shit, let's go find the other

''Crim, Tom and Tara Dikov walk out of the cinema when they find a room on the left. They walk into that room, when they see a 10 year old bitch arguing about anime.''

???: HOW DARE YOU INSULT ANIME? ITS THE MOST AMAZING THIGN EVER U STUPID CUNT

CRIM: omg Bela?

BELA: who are you

TARA DIKOV: I'm a Shüpermodel

CRIM: I'm Crim?

TOM: AND I'M GAY! HIGH-FIVE

CRIM: You do know you are arguing with Junko Enoshima right?

BELA: omg omg omg omg omg

TOM: Let's just go this shit is annoying

''Crim, Bela, Tom and Tara leave, when they hear footsteps. Someone grabs Tara by the neck and dissapears into darkness.''

TOM: NOT MY QUEEN FUCK

CRIM: she's a cunt

CLAIRE: Kill me kill me now

TOM: omg Claire

BELA: wait I forgot who you are

CLAIRE: I'm Despair

TOM: Tara Dikov was with us but she dissapeared

CLAIRE: cri

TOM: Let's go find her

CRIM: Wait, we don't know what this place is, for all we know we might be in Angie's lair!

ANGIE: And it is

CRIM: RUN OMG

All of them run into a place full of boxes, trying to runaway from Angie, who grabs a gun, and he catches Crim.

CRIM: FUCK

ANGIE: I'LL MAKE YOU MY NEW SOCK AHAHAHAH---

Suddenly, Angie screams, and then falls dead with a machete on her back.

CRIM: Ok

Crim notices a card on Angie's body, saying "Sheriff".

TOM: wtf?

CRIM: let's just get the fuck out